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yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

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ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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#hahaha  #THIS  #LOL  

theongreyjoy:

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.

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h0odrich:

mormondad:

what activities do you do while listening to lana del rey

shoot heroin and smoke cigs on ur sugardaddys lap

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What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?

For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

Realist shit you’ll ever read.

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collidingkiss:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA GRAB A HEAD WRITER AND SCREAM “MY FAV CHARACTER HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

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#THIS  

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#THIS  #travel  

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

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#THIS  #life  #joke  

thatwhoviansynesthete:

  • you guys are allowed to send me messages
  • you’re allowed to just say hi
  • you can ask me for my skype or whatever
  • feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
  • you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
  • don’t be afraid to be off anon
  • you can talk to me
  • i like talking to you guys 
  • please
  • i dont bite 

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read and relate

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#THIS  #life  #love  

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#THIS  #awkward  #silence  

ofsherlock:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job like what if i wanted to be a duck

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#this  #life  #srsly  

hiptoyourjive:

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

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harleyquinnlifestyle:

FUCKING.

THANK.

YOU.

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ex-tenebris-lux:

this is sooooo important.

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